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A hilarious guide to business from a stubborn ginger cat. Although the words productivity and cat might not often be seen in the same sentence, Office Cat somehow manages to claw himself and his fluffy Meow-nagement Team a tasty yearly profit in shrimp and catnip, while still getting his twenty hours of sleep a day. How does he do it? The answer is simple employ a support staff of infatuated humans, who not only accept your every feline foible but downright adore them However, as Office Cat demonstrates, humans still require careful handling from dealing with their constant questioning of the value of weekly can-opening workshops to being mindful of their preference for your staying awake when they re addressing you. Animal-loving work shirkers the world over will fall in love with Office Cat and his humorous business guide, which pokes fun at both the way cats see the world and the eagerness of humans to be at the beck and call of their furry overlords.
The cats of America are under siege!
Long gone are the good old days when a cat's biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.
For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms? and What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence? and especially Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?
Our country and our cats stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats and America great again.
What do you do when you spot a wild Trump in the election season? "New York Times "bestselling author and comedian Michael Ian Black has some sage advice for children (and all the rest of us who are scratching our heads in disbelief) in this perfectly timely parody picture book intended for adults that would be hysterical if it wasn t so true.
"The beasty is called an American Trump.
Its skin is bright orange, its figure is plump.
Its fur so complex you might get enveloped.
Its hands though are, sadly, underdeveloped. "
The Trump is a curious creature, very often spotted in the wild, but confounding to our youngest citizens. A business mogul, reality TV host, and now political candidate? Kids (and let's be honest many adults) might have difficulty discerning just what this thing that's been dominating news coverage this election cycle is. Could he actually be real? Are those words coming out of his mouth? Why are his hands so tiny? And perhaps most importantly, what on earth do you "do" when you encounter an American Trump?
With his signature wit and a classic picture book style, comedian Michael Ian Black introduces those unfamiliar with the "Americus Trumpus" to his distinguishing features and his mystifying campaign for world domination sorry President of the United States.